Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account
Thank god for Adam
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
Can you imagine if people had cat names?
“Mum, dad. I want you to meet my new boyfriend, mr Tinklebottom plopplop “
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
